One of these things is not like the other. Can you pick up on it?
From CNN.com's front page.
- Key Virginia race going to the wire
- Democrat projected winner in Ohio governor's race
- Hot button issues in ballot measures | Video
- FBI probes claims of deceptive election phone calls
- Corruption named top issue in exit polls | Video
- The Ticker: Campaign says fliers weren't 'dirty trick'
- Governor's goof delays his vote | Video
- Man accused of smashing voting machine
- Britney Spears files for divorce
- CNN Wire: Latest updates on world's top stories
Because this is Election Day, these are the ONLY headlines appearing on the front page today. And Britney made it up there. Way to go, girl! No other entertainment star is up there today, but you found a way!
The semi-coherent, occasionally amusing, usually grammatically correct ramblings of a recovering English major.
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Go Britney! My third favorite news of the day, aside from Democrats TAKING OVER THE WORLD, Donald Rumsfeld slinking off with his tale behind his legs, is that you finally got rid of that dirty, unshaven scum bag! I'm totally buying your next CD, I don't care how shitty it is!
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